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Fun Facts and Quizzes

We’re about to Dial™ up the stakes here and dish out some bubbly jokes and facts. Get ready to read this, you might have to wash out your eyes. But we have just one question for you: how long before it Dawn™-ed on you that our grip on reality is “slipping”? If you’re sinking that soap jokes are right down your drain, then we promise you we can make you burst out in “lather”! Disclaimer: we’re keeping these jokes “clean” so we don’t end up washing our mouths out! (We’ll get off our soapbox now).

 

  1. The first recorded evidence of the manufacturing of soap, like materials dates back to around 2800 BC in Ancient Babylon.

  2. Soap production began in England around the end of the 12th century.

  3. Early soap makers simply boiled a mixture of wood ash and animal fat. A foam substance that formed at the top of the pot, when cooled, it hardened into soap.

  4. Now in the 21st century, most soap bars found in the grocery store are actually synthetic detergents.

  5. Soap was popular widely throughout the Roman Empire, and was used primarily as medicine for skin diseases.

 

⇢Enjoy Some clean soap jokes!

  1. What is a bar of soaps favorite form of entertainment

The Soap Opera!

  1. What birds steal soap from a bathtub?

Robber Ducks!

  1. What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

  1. Why did the criminal steal the soap?

To make a clean getaway!

  1. What happened when the soap confessed?

It came clean.

Sharks Weekly

Sharks Weekly

Hello VIDA students! This is the Sharks Weekly newspaper. We are so glad that you took the time to catch up on the school's current events. Be sure to check back every week for the newest information on special events, cool trends, and more!   

Wacky Holiyays!

Hello Sharks! Hope your having a Jawsome Day,  This is Jerome Smith and Abigail Luna and we are going to be telling you the Wacky Holidays for the rest of the school year. Here are the Wacky Holidays for this week...

 

Make a gift day: Monday, December 3rd

Make a gift for your friend.

Cookie Day: Tuesday, December 4th

Cookies are great!

Bathtub Party Day: Wednesday, December 5th

Let's have a party.

Mitten Day: Thursday, December 6th

It's getting cold out.

Cotton Candy Day: Friday, December 7th

What's your favorite Flavor?

Brownie Day: Saturday, December 8th

Do you like the middle of the brownie or the corner?

World Carol Day: Sunday, December 9th  

What's your favorite Christmas carol?

 

 

Special Events!

 

James and the Giant Peach Auditions

My Linh Minturn & Arilynn Strickler

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With TML done, the Drama is gearing up for another fun show! December 5th and 6th, Drama Lab hosted “James and the Giant Peach” auditions! Great job to all those brave enough to audition! Everyone did a wonderful job, and we hope you get in!