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Fun Facts and Trivia

Hey guys! Welcome back to another edition of Fun Facts and Trivia! What a Coin-icidence you’re here with us! We’re CHANGE-ing it up with some money jokes and facts. We’re trying to be smooth so hopefully our jokes make cents…We bank you for taking your time to read this, penny-ways, it’s dime to get started.

 

  1. The federal reserve is missing ⅔ of the $100 bills they printed.

  2. The most commonly counterfeited american bill is the $20 bill.

  3. The largest american bill counterfeiter is North Korea, printing nearly exact copies of $50 and $100 bills.

  4. Most money is dirtier than a household toilet!

  5. It cost the government 2.4 cents to produce a single penny.

 

⇢Spend your time on some money jokes

 

  1. Which American president was the least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln, he was in in-a-cent

  1. Where do penguins keep their money?

In a snowbank!

  1. Why was the skunk charged with counterfeiting?

He was giving out bad scents

  1. Knock Knock?

Who’s there?

Nicholas!

Nicholas who?

A Nicholas not very much money these days!

  1. Why did the baker think he was rich?

Because he was rolling in dough!



 

Sharks Weekly
Sharks Weekly

Hello VIDA students! This is the Sharks Weekly newspaper. We are so glad that you took the time to catch up on the school's current events. Be sure to check back every week for the newest information on special events, cool trends, and more!   

Wacky Holiyays!

Hello Sharks! Hope your having a Jawsome Day,  This is Jerome Smith and Abigail Luna and we are going to be telling you the Wacky Holidays for the rest of the school year. Here are the Wacky Holidays for this week...

 

Dress Up Your Pet: Monday January, 14th

“Let’s dress for success”

Hat Day: Tuesday, January 15th

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?

A dandy-lion.

Nothing Day: Wednesday, January 16th

…...

Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day: Thursday, January 17th

‘’New year… new me!!!!’’

Winnie The Pooh: Friday, January 18th

What does Winnie the Pooh say when he cries?

Pooh- hoo.

Popcorn Day: Saturday, January 19th

“Why aren't there any jokes about popcorn?

...because there corny

Cheese Lovers Day: Sunday, January 20th

“Lets get cheesy!!!!!”

 

Special Events!

ABA Adaptive Services Kid’s Party

By: MyLinh Minturn & Arilynn Strickler

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ABA Adaptive Services Kid’s Party is a fun party for kids ages 3-12. The location for this party is My Gym Carlsbad 3245 Business Park Drive #2 Vista, CA 92081. Bring your friends and family! There will be food, activities, and goodie bags included! Please RSVP for children only. This will take place Saturday, February 16, 2019 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM PST.

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